Today I received an Emergency Diarrhea Kit in a brown bag (hahaha.. yeah, I'm laughing now...) along with a mosquito net for my bed, an H1N1 vaccine, and a typhoid vaccine. Tomorrow I'll begin life with the family who will be hosting me for the next three months. I think I'm ready.
Be even funnier if it was just the brown bag. Or a little bag with a bottle of pepto or... You know, I could probably make poo jokes all day if it wasn't for the thought that down there you could DIE from it! And let's face it, death by diarrhea, both mess and embarrassing. Only elvis can cash out on the toity and still be cool.
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